Not Me Monday...

Welcome to Not Me! Monday! This blog carnival was created by MckMama. You can head over to her blog to read what she and everyone else have not been doing this week.

Ok so this week I did not call my mom without my husband knowing and asked her to bring down a box of old High School pictures that I knew had a bunch of old love letters and a gazillion pictures of my high school sweet heart. I did not just set the boxes on my dresser hoping my husband wouldn't wonder what they were and go through them. I was not upset when I found out he took them to work with him and went through both boxes including every letter. Nope I didn't care...I was not embarrassed...I was not furious that he then threw them away without me reading or looking at any of them. I most certanly did not dig them out of the trash dumpster just to prove a point. Nope I always give in. I did not enjoy the fact that he decided to sleep on the couch for two nights...I did not enjoy having a lot of queen size bed all to myself.

I am not embarrassed that I just spilled this whole story all over the internet. This event did not remind me that I am one lucky woman who has a helluva husband!

I was not so giddily excited about a date night with my husband Wednesday night to see his favorite band AC/DC. Nope hate their music. We did not just hang out at the latest nightlife spot before the concert at a cool lounge bar/bowling alley and drink beer and enjoy each others company. We hate alone time. The concert was not absolutley amazing...and I didn't dance around not caring what other people thought of me. It was not the most wonderful night we've had together in a love time. Just look at us...

Inaugural Ball Fashion!

Now...I'm not going to express my political views on this blog...but I am however going to express my fashion views of the Inaugural Ball.

Winner in my mind between Michelle Obama and Jill Biden.....

Jill Biden














Michelle...I'm not saying your dress wasn't lovely...IT WAS!!! But it should have been worn at some beach wedding this summer.




















I was also not a fan of her attire at the actual inauguration...



















Now...we can all agree that Michelle Obama is a gorgeous woman...and look at those fit arms!!!

Just one woman's opinion...what did you think?

Why me Mr. Zit?

Dear Mr. Zit

Why did you find it necessary to pop up on my cheek this morning...the day before the AC/DC concert? Do you not remember that last week was that time of the month? Not only did you appear out of nowhere but you're not small...at all!!!!Do you realize that you're making my cheek look double it's size? Why me...why today? Is it because I haven't been drinking all 8 of my glasses of water every day...Is it because I'm horribly stressed at work and just can't seem to get ahead and my A.D.H.D is getting the best of me.

I know...you can't answer why...

But could you please magically disappear before tomorrow night? I would really appreciate my generally clear skin back for this fun date night with my hubs.

Thank you! Sincerely
Tiff

Not Me Monday!

Welcome to Not Me! Monday! This blog carnival was created by MckMama. You can head over to her blog to read what she and everyone else have not been doing this week.

I haven't done one of these since the first time I did it so...here we go again.

I did not spend waaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyy too much time on the internet last week and failed to get all of my laundry done. No those were not piles of dirty close in my basement and I most certainly did not just look in the dresser drawers to make sure everyone had clean jeans and then decided not to walk my lazy butt downstairs to do laundry.

Speaking of that laundry...I did not let my son sleep in my bed because as I said I was not too lazy to walk downstairs to get his clean sheets that were folded on top of the dryer. I did not lay there and pray that Dalton didn't pee in my bed!

I was not so over caffeinated (because I'm losing weight ya know) that I couldn't fall asleep Friday night and got like two hours of sleep before I went to work at 5 a.m. Nope I had a great looooooonnnnnnnnnnggggggggg night of sleep. It was so peaceful!

I am not looking foward to a date night with Rocky wednesday night when we go see AC/DC! You know we get to spend lots of alone time with eachother. We are not looking forward to just being Rocky and Tiffany for a night.

And No Right know I am not posting this post ( :) ) instead of using my gazelle!

Happy Monday!

Honest Scrap Award

Thank you to one of my new favorite bloggers Another Online Mom (Jen) for the Honest Scrap Award!!!

Here's the dealio...The honorees are to:
A) first list 10 honest things about yourself - and make it interesting, even if you have to dig deep!

B) pass the award on to 7 bloggers that you feel embody the spiritof the Honest Scrap.

Okay...

1. I can't stand the sight of ketchup...on a plate...sitting in my sink. Grosses me out big time!
2. I am a horrible parent and give in to my sons almost every want...
3. I'm a total radio nerd and turn up the volume on the radio if I run across a station with dead air.
4. I could do step aerobics all day long! Seriously! I love to step. Forget running though...not for me.
5. I'm a total texture freak and could never put a frozen wash rag in my sons mouth when he was teething because of the thought of that texture in my mouth would almost make me barf.
6. I have a box of old love letters and notes from friends from high school that I'm going to go through this week and read one last time before I throw them away for good.
   
7. I like to dip french fries in ice cream. (well I used to before I was trying to lose weight)
   
8. Loretta Lynn is my favorite singer of all time.
9. I don't allow my husband to do any of the grilling...he's a habitual flipper.
10. I hate the way I looked on my wedding day. Who's idea was it to go back to blonde that week.

Now on to the new recipients.

1. Shannon
2. Stacey
3. Our Happy Nest
   
4. Donna
5. Hula
6. Hollie
7. Katie

Have fun with it ladies!

I was wondering....



When the hell is spring coming??

Are you ready for some football?

We (The Kansas City Chiefs) finally have a new GM who might actually be worth something. Sorry Carl Peterson. NOT!!! You sucked anyway, the wait is on now. Will he or won't he fire head coach Herm Edwards? I think he should.

I'm not going to pretend to know a lot about football...but i do know that I love supporting the hometown team and I love watching me some football with the hubby cause it makes him feel like I "get" something he enjoys.

Back to Coach Edwards. Before you came along we had a pretty decent football team. I mean in my minds almost great...we just had a little stage shock when it came to play-off time. But then you started getting rid of our great players! When we sent Jared Allen on his way...well that was the last straw for me. While I supported the players and the team...I did not support you Herm!

So Scott Pioli make us proud...get us back in the game...GIT RID OF HERM!!!!