Dear Mr. Zit
Why did you find it necessary to pop up on my cheek this morning...the day before the AC/DC concert? Do you not remember that last week was that time of the month? Not only did you appear out of nowhere but you're not small...at all!!!!Do you realize that you're making my cheek look double it's size? Why me...why today? Is it because I haven't been drinking all 8 of my glasses of water every day...Is it because I'm horribly stressed at work and just can't seem to get ahead and my A.D.H.D is getting the best of me.
I know...you can't answer why...
But could you please magically disappear before tomorrow night? I would really appreciate my generally clear skin back for this fun date night with my hubs.
Thank you! Sincerely