Dalton and Sophie's Mommy

Wednesday, February 4, 2009

The Dalton Times

I just haven't had time to think of blogging material this week so I will leave you with a few about my lil man.

Monday~At the gym in the bathroom...I'm changing clothes no daycare person so he's with me. We go into a bathroom stall and it kind of smelly from the previous occupant. Dalton puts his hands over his nose...
D-"Mommy it's stinky"
Me-"I know honey just cover your nose"
D-"I can't it stinks"
Me-"I'm hurrying buddy"
Then he proceeds to open the stall door and show everyone exactly what his mommy looks like in a sports bra and undies.

This Morning~I'm in the Kitchen making coffee (yes I'm drinking it again) he comes out and I tell him to go potty and wash his hands before breakfast. He walks back into the kitchen with pants around his ankles...
D-"I did this spish...spish...spish..."
Me-"So does that mean there is a mess"
D-I peed on the wall and the floor and the trashcan"
His father really needs to teach him to aim better!!!

The joys of living with two men who get sidetracked while using the bathroom :(


WPMomOf2 (jen) said...

thanks for the great laughs today, ha.

MommaYoung said...

Oh my gosh... Aren't kids great! Thanks for the smile today.

Also, You received the lemonade award on my blog.

Rachel said...

So.... How do you teach them to point their weenis into the toilet? I swear, if I have to clean up pee from the boy I babysit one more time.....